http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words Mon, 13 Nov 2006 16:08:46 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en LVHRD's first ever (CLL) PHN-LCKN event held at MoMA with PopRally welcomed a large turnout on Tuesday, November 7th. LVHRD staff, donning white tyvek suits, confiscated nearly 1,000 cell phones from the attendees. Devices were stored on a 32 foot wall temporarily installed in the museum. In exchange for their ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/11/09/lvhrd-confiscates-1000-phones-at-cll-phn-lckn/ Eagerly anticipating today's (CLL) PHN-LCKN, we here at LVHRD can't stress enough how important it is to relinquish your cell phone tonight and not succumb to the horrors of cellular captivity. You can spot us tonight ambling around the MoMA floors wearing spiffy, white tivex suits and yellow gloves and goggles. ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/11/07/cll-phn-lckn-tonight/ November 7th, 2006--In the competetive spirit of LVHRD's eubellient events, comes iPod Battle, a musical face off where iPods are the weapons and DJs are the gladiators. Mediated by Marcos dos Santos and held at Club Ceilo from 10 PM to 3AM following the (CLL) PHN-LCKN at MoMA, Telepopmusik stars ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/11/06/ipod-battle-party-after-cll-phn-lckn-place-bets-now-2/ Here's an age old question that philosophers have been wrestling with for ages: When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call? Well, when you attend LVHRD's eye opening (CLL) PHN-LCKN on November 7th at MoMA, the answer to that astronomically profound question is "nobody" as your ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/11/06/cll-phn-lckn-just-a-day-away/ It seems that unknowingly many SMC sufferers are finding new ways to get their radiation fix. Because proximity does effect the strength of the dosage I’ve noticed more and more people finding ways to keep their cell phone near their head. Scarf pockets, ear muff straps, and head ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/11/03/smc-addiction-takes-new-form/ Rising Mobile Danger: Cell Phones Break Bones. Dukedoms, dear readers, with yet another batch of steaming hot SMC news-biscuits. If you’ve been following our journey into the world Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, then you are painfully aware of the discomfort and strife this newly-discovered disease wreaks on it’s victims. If you are a sufferer ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/11/02/rising-mobile-danger-cell-phones-break-bones-2/ Online gadget guru Gizmodo is doing their part to help stop the spread of SMC. These kind warriors posted a notification for their readers to check out Dr. Mark Marmalard's video about the cure. http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/11/02/gizmodo-joins-in-the-fight-against-smc/ It seems that the bureaucratic cell phone fat cats care more about lining their pockets than public safety. In an absolutely shocking move today, a large group of cell phones and service plans representing all major providers went up on Amazon. Nothing special there, until you realize that these offers have ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/10/27/service-providers-respond-to-smc-outbreak-pay-you-to-take-phone-5/ We are more and more disturbed everyday as the evidence against SMC continues to pile up. The naysayers are abound, but with video evidence like this, there is little way that the general public can continue to deny this as a conspiracy. The sheer force of cell phone ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/10/27/phone-radiation-makes-fish-do-backflips/ There are many examples of practices in our society that continue the downward spiral of SMC. This one discovered in the barren wasteland known as the United Kingdom is among the most disturbing. Wymsey - an online weekend guide to mobile cooking has documented the technique for cooking an egg ... http://www.cllphnlckn.com/words/index.php/2006/10/27/cell-phone-radiation-cooks-food/