LVHRD’s first ever (CLL) PHN-LCKN event held at MoMA with PopRally welcomed a large turnout on Tuesday, November 7th. LVHRD staff, donning white tyvek suits, confiscated nearly 1,000 cell phones from the attendees. Devices were stored on a 32 foot wall temporarily installed in the museum. In exchange for their phones, guests received a medical […]
Eagerly anticipating today’s (CLL) PHN-LCKN, we here at LVHRD can’t stress enough how important it is to relinquish your cell phone tonight and not succumb to the horrors of cellular captivity.
You can spot us tonight ambling around the MoMA floors wearing spiffy, white tivex suits and yellow gloves and goggles. We’ll be the ones walking […]
November 7th, 2006–In the competetive spirit of LVHRD’s eubellient events, comes iPod Battle, a musical face off where iPods are the weapons and DJs are the gladiators. Mediated by Marcos dos Santos and held at Club Ceilo from 10 PM to 3AM following the (CLL) PHN-LCKN at MoMA, Telepopmusik stars Thibo and Angel Dust Paris […]
Here’s an age old question that philosophers have been wrestling with for ages: When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call? Well, when you attend LVHRD’s eye opening (CLL) PHN-LCKN on November 7th at MoMA, the answer to that astronomically profound question is “nobody” as your cell phone will be taken […]
Rising Mobile Danger: Cell Phones Break Bones.
Dukedoms, dear readers, with yet another batch of steaming hot SMC news-biscuits.
If you’ve been following our journey into the world Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, then you are painfully aware of the discomfort and strife this newly-discovered disease wreaks on it’s victims. If you are a sufferer of SMC, however, the immediacy […]
Online gadget guru Gizmodo is doing their part to help stop the spread of SMC. These kind warriors posted a notification for their readers to check out Dr. Mark Marmalard’s video about the cure.
We are more and more disturbed everyday as the evidence against SMC continues to pile up. The naysayers are abound, but with video evidence like this, there is little way that the general public can continue to deny this as a conspiracy. The sheer force of cell phone RF radiation is disturbing. You […]
More news on the spread of SMC!
LVHRD headquarters has been buzzing ever since we got our hands on this. It seems that Levi’s, the San Francisco based denim giant, is poised to launch a line of heavily-branded cell phones in 2007. From the press release:
Levi Strauss Europe and Modelabs Group announced today an exclusive licensing […]
All guests of (CLL) PHN-LCKN are invited to visit MoMA’s new contemporary exhibition, Out of Time, during the event.
Out of Time presents contemporary art from The Museum of Modern Art’s collection in groupings that explore the theme of duration. Experiencing time has inflected the production of art of the last three decades in several ways, […]
Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, commonly referred to as SMC, is a degenerative, deadly disease that erodes the central nervous system of cell phone users. First observed in 2001 following laboratory tests in which rodents and primates were exposed to extensive cell phone use, SMC is now commonly found in humans and animals alike. In 2006, […]
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