cell phones
Nov.9.2006 4:02pm | by Chantal
LVHRD’s first ever (CLL) PHN-LCKN event held at MoMA with PopRally welcomed a large turnout on Tuesday, November 7th. LVHRD staff, donning white tyvek suits, confiscated nearly 1,000 cell phones from the attendees. Devices were stored on a 32 foot wall temporarily installed in the museum. In exchange for their phones, guests received a medical […]
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Nov.7.2006 8:17pm | by Chantal
Eagerly anticipating today’s (CLL) PHN-LCKN, we here at LVHRD can’t stress enough how important it is to relinquish your cell phone tonight and not succumb to the horrors of cellular captivity.
You can spot us tonight ambling around the MoMA floors wearing spiffy, white tivex suits and yellow gloves and goggles. We’ll be the ones walking […]
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Nov.6.2006 3:36pm | by Chantal
November 7th, 2006–In the competetive spirit of LVHRD’s eubellient events, comes iPod Battle, a musical face off where iPods are the weapons and DJs are the gladiators. Mediated by Marcos dos Santos and held at Club Ceilo from 10 PM to 3AM following the (CLL) PHN-LCKN at MoMA, Telepopmusik stars Thibo and Angel Dust Paris […]
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Nov.6.2006 3:03pm | by Chantal
Here’s an age old question that philosophers have been wrestling with for ages: When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call? Well, when you attend LVHRD’s eye opening (CLL) PHN-LCKN on November 7th at MoMA, the answer to that astronomically profound question is “nobody” as your cell phone will be taken […]
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Nov.3.2006 6:44pm | by Chantal
It seems that unknowingly many SMC sufferers are finding new ways to get their radiation fix. Because proximity does effect the strength of the dosage I’ve noticed more and more people finding ways to keep their cell phone near their head. Scarf pockets, ear muff straps, and head band clips to name a […]
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Nov.2.2006 9:19am | by Chantal
Rising Mobile Danger: Cell Phones Break Bones.
Dukedoms, dear readers, with yet another batch of steaming hot SMC news-biscuits.
If you’ve been following our journey into the world Severe Micro-Cellulotamination, then you are painfully aware of the discomfort and strife this newly-discovered disease wreaks on it’s victims. If you are a sufferer of SMC, however, the immediacy […]
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Nov.2.2006 12:19am | by Chantal
Online gadget guru Gizmodo is doing their part to help stop the spread of SMC. These kind warriors posted a notification for their readers to check out Dr. Mark Marmalard’s video about the cure.
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Oct.27.2006 6:45pm | by Chantal
We are more and more disturbed everyday as the evidence against SMC continues to pile up. The naysayers are abound, but with video evidence like this, there is little way that the general public can continue to deny this as a conspiracy. The sheer force of cell phone RF radiation is disturbing. You […]
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Oct.20.2006 8:52pm | by Chantal
More news on the spread of SMC!
LVHRD headquarters has been buzzing ever since we got our hands on this. It seems that Levi’s, the San Francisco based denim giant, is poised to launch a line of heavily-branded cell phones in 2007. From the press release:
Levi Strauss Europe and Modelabs Group announced today an exclusive licensing […]
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Oct.17.2006 3:01am | by Chantal
Something is happening out there. There is a cold wind blowing, and we are sensing something deeply wrong in the fiber of our culture. You can see it in the classrooms, and the restaurants, on the city streets and in the municipal buildings. A disease has been spreading and many of us don’t even know […]
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