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The new deployable water boiler

The new deployable water boiler can only make camping easier as they can just set up a camera in front of the back door then sit staring at the other door unless they make a building with over 9000 entrances, this will just make campers near omnipresent when they’re set up in their building.

Also the ballistic knife just looks like commando but more nooby if that is possible now we have a knife that can fly out of its socket and into a guy who by all rights would have killed you.

The only good thing is that it’s being developed by Treyarch again so hopefully like COD 5 we can expect better map design so camping is not the only sure way to victory and Zombie mode hopefully will make a return, honestly who doesn’t like the zoms?

Also they better make it near impossible to quickscope on the nest COD because that was annoying as hell, it even became the norm with people setting up quickscope games and then bitching at you if you “hardscoped” if by that you mean using a sniper how it was intended to be used then yes I am hardscoping douche. 

Basically I would like to think off this as CODs last stand if they don’t make this truly epic with no bugs or over powered shotguns, if this fails as epically as the previous one I’m sure most people will not buy COD 8 whenever it comes back after the huge law battle between Infinity Ward and Activision they might not be back next year because of it, maybe that’s not a bad idea.  And for gods sake try not to oversell the campaign the campaign on the last one was overdone and the plot made no sense what so ever.